lipz-sofrench-ass-sospanish:

dapenguinninja:

sblaze:

lavishvia:

phuckindope:

Paul George is disrespectful b.

lmao did this nigga just signaled them to stop… 😂😂😭

And they all paused.

"No one man should have all that power"

lmao omg
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trillgamesh:

jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative
"a person like me, isnt supposed to be happy."

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

parkingstrange:

austrianwhore:

that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field

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that feeling of satisfaction when you dodge all the bullets flying at you in the middle of an empty field

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piplump:

Teacher: “I won’t be setting any homework today”

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usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

rungiino:

apocalypsa
"The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe."
Lena Horne (via frenchcourt)